clara-oswald:

do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???

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dispopular:

*looks through your selfies*

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disnerd:

do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed anything because you would just pick up where you left off

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ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute 

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moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

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2treehill:

lms if u remember in middle school when they changed the multiplication sign from x to •

lms

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